We bought a new home and will be moving in about two months. My in-laws are very involved in renovating and decorating the house. They told me it would be really nice if we got a joggling board for our porch, and they said it like it was something I should already know about. I pretended that I did, and now it feels too late to ask. Can someone please tell me what it is and what I’ve gotten myself into?

How to Fake it Til You Make It

If you find yourself caught in the same conversational trap as the homeowner, playing along is easier than you think. You don’t have to admit you had to look it up!

The next time your in-laws bring up the house renovations, you can smoothly navigate the conversation by saying something like: “I’ve been thinking more about that joggling board idea for the porch! I love the historical charm it brings. Do you think we should go with the traditional Charleston Green, or should we match it directly to the front door trim?”

Not only will you save face, but you’ll also score major points for embracing a beloved household tradition. rosso verde

 The Verdict

You can breathe a sigh of relief. You haven’t gotten yourself into a home renovation nightmare. If you follow your in-laws’ advice, you’ll simply end up with a piece of furniture that is bound to be the biggest conversation starter at your housewarming party. Happy moving!