My Parents Used Me For Free Labor Until I Found Their Europe Trip – usnews

“You’re a machine,” Mom said, from her chair.

“I could use some water,” I said.

She pointed vaguely toward the house. “There’s a pitcher in the fridge.”

That night, after I showered at their place because I was too spent to drive home covered in grime, I walked past the living room and heard my own voice coming from the television. I stopped in the hallway.

My father had cast the video from his phone to the screen.

There I was, enormous and unavoidable, bent under a bundle of shingles, hair stuck to my face, making the unglamorous effort-sounds of someone doing genuinely difficult physical work. The caption at the bottom of the screen, in my father’s caption style, read: Look at this joke trying to prove she’s useful.

My uncle had replied with a meme of a raccoon in a hard hat holding a tiny hammer.

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